REC:

[goodbyebird]

So No Bork Bork Bork Chickyhoo? by SpaceJackalope (2515 words). I'm doing Rec-cember over on my journal, and day 1 is this lovely twitter-discourse reference of a fic. Had me smiling from beginning to end.

Frenchie let out a sigh and turned his head in Wee John’s direction. “Mate. What is it?”

“Oh my god, I’m so glad you’re awake, ‘cuz I’ve been over here, like, this is weird, right? But you went right to sleep, so I thought, maybe it’s me, but it can’t be, can it? Isn’t this weird?”

“Oh, yeah, no, man. It’s super weird.”

“Who does that?!”

“Nobody! I would have sworn nobody in the world would do that!”

“I was so embarrassed at first!”

“Right?! Like, oof, I’m going to offer to help, how do I phrase it?”

“But then he opened the cupboard!”

“But then he opened the cupboard!” Frenchie flailed his arms into the air.